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Tuesday, December 18, 2018

How to bypass Intelliguard 900-IQ

I had a clifford alarm, IntelliGuard 900-IQ that is about 16 years old.  The remotes stopped working about 8 years ago.  Clifford no longer publishes the wiring diagrams for these alarms. One of my relays went bad in my alarm. According to the relay specs, the relays are rated for so many on-off switches before they fail, each relay is $24, and would have to be re-soldered to the PCB. This caused a loud clicking noise when driving and all lights to flicker. I could not just remove the main head unit on the alarm because it was wired with a starter kill.  I needed to bypass (remove/get rid of) the alarm but without a wiring diagram it is very difficult. I found a wiring diagram for an Intelliguard 800-IQ. Turns out the wiring is the same. 

Disconnect the battery. Instead of splicing back the cut wire in the diagram.  As seen in the diagram, if shorting pins 30 and 87A of your harness it bypasses the starter kill. Then removing the unit from the harness and your car goes back to normal. I used a small piece of solid gauge wire (from romex) flattened the ends and shorted the relay harness as shown in the picture. Hopefully this helps the next person who has the same alarm. Remember to reconnect your battery.




Alarm head unit

Bypassing the relay

The relay removed.




Tuesday, November 27, 2018


Frank Reynolds is one of the best comedy characters in the last 10 or so years.

Tuesday, November 13, 2018

Things that make me laugh



For unknown reasons, muppets dubbed to singing classics brings a smile and a laugh.

Tuesday, July 3, 2018

Friday, June 29, 2018

Patton Oswalt as a comic book writer

Disney buys rights to star wars, Disney buys rights to part of marvel universe, Disney buys rights for other parts of marvel universe....

Next, Disney hires Patton Oswalt to write the next 10 screen plays.


This actually would have been better than force awakens and last jedi. Sorry.

Here is the animated version, which is hilarious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvdoLRBudwU (probably a good idea to start with this!)

Turns out it was 100% improv... which is most impressive
https://www.sbs.com.au/news/the-feed/the-story-behind-patton-oswalt-s-superheroic-star-wars-filibuster-on-parks-and-rec

Tuesday, March 13, 2018

Stuck

I have this song stuck in my head




Elvis - It's now or never
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkMVscR5YOo

Thursday, March 8, 2018

Wednesday, February 7, 2018

2018

I cannot wait for summer. I hope this becomes the song for summer 2018.



I would also love to see this remixed with Bob Marley - Wait in Vain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WQVb_nuKvs

Thursday, January 11, 2018

Most awesome thing of the day

Freestyle canoeing



And then when you see this


Then you have seen everything, shows over folks, time to go home!