What finger?

I am in the machine shop, and these two guys (new to machining) keep pointing at the cutter blade. Part of me wants to tell them not to stick there fingers next to the rotating blade, but part of me just wants to see what happens.... Mwuhaha...

Captain, we need more plastic!!!

How about a plastic injection? 

Buzz Aldrin's Wife.

Transmissions Explained

This is really good stuff.


and this one was good too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyRllRWfLJE

Elvis Presley Viva Las Vegas

Vegas - this song is stuck in my head

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPuKoqu6kMk&feature=youtube_gdata

Groceries

I like picking up random groceries and sticking them in random peoples
carts when they are not looking. "you get a can of cat food... And
you get a bottle of tequila...enjoy"

BMW

Ah, this was cute, so I will post it. Love the narrator, how do I get a voice like that?

Grow some

I just want the octopus breath....

http://www.dula.tv/watch.php?file=testemax.mp4

Eye dominant

I was talking to a buddy a few days ago. He asked if I was left eye
or right eye dominant. I didn't know. So he gave me a test to do.
Make a diamond by connecting your 2 index fingers together and your 2
thumbs together. Find a small object across the room, and put this
hand frame around it with your arms fully extended. As you stare at
the object bring your hands slowly toward your face.

OK, do it before you continue reading.

You find that your hands naturally gravitate towards one eye. I find
out that I am left eye dominant. Since discovering this I have noticed
that I study and read everything with my left eye. I had always
thought both eyes were always equal...I was wrong.

Also, depending on which eye is dominant will affect your shooting.

Manual

I found this online today. Pretty funny. Although mine came new with no manual and no warranty. There was no "lemon law" where I could return it if unsatisfied.



Just in case you need a copy...Link

Soda is weird

Gave Nathan some soda for the first time. It was very weird for him. I am not sure his body understood what it was, or how to react to it.
Soda is a pretty weird drink. We have all become accustomed to it over time, but the first time you tasted it, it was strange.

Whats on my christmas list?!? (#5)

I really don't like cars. I am more of a truck person.

If I HAD to have a car, here is one I would drive....





the other car I would drive, is probably the Tumbler form Batman. Is that considered a car?

A Hero

This is about to go viral...
http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1268414174890RA69

Greatest Album in the last 10 years

Radiohead's 2003 album titled Hail To The Thief

Order at Amazon




Track listing:

1. 2 + 2 = 5
2. Sit down. Stand up.
3. Sail to the Moon.
4. Backdrifts.
5. Go to Sleep.
6. Where I End and You Begin.
7. We suck Young Blood.
8. The Gloaming.
9. There there.
10. I will.
11. A Punchup at a Wedding.
12. Myxomatosis.
13. Scatterbrain.
14. A Wolf at the Door.

Listen to the album on lala.com

Cool Clip on Waterboarding

http://content1.clipmarks.com/content/7E8ADC46-F3DD-4D6F-B184-3A07CF501B7C_

Note to self

Don't roll up your sleeves on a short sleeve shirt. Minus 5 cool points if you have no muscle tone or a bunch of lame tattoos.

Getting Old

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100308/ap_on_re_us/us_oldest_american




Today in the news was an article about the oldest person in the U.S. dieing. Whenever you see a picture of someone past 100 its depressing. They usually look like they are in horrible condition. Does anyone really want to be in that shape. I heard a comedian say, "your first birthday is a lot like your last birthday, you really don't know whats going on, someone has to blow out your candles, and then change your diaper."

On the other hand, there are times where you see someone in their 80's or 90's in great shape, doing activities that a 60 year old or even a 50 year old can handle. Those are real mood lifters. It would be great to get old and still be active and have a clear mind.

I recently came to a realization, that getting old is best enjoyed when you have someone to share it with (a spouse or family). Getting old alone, or by alone with your army of 20 cats would suck. That is the definition of a marriage, finding someone to share your time, energy, and experience with.

Laugh for the day

Found these trolling a forum.

My recommendation, everyone should laugh hardily once per day, at a minimum. If a day goes by that you don't laugh, it was a day wasted. This was my laugh for today.

Dang... Reba let herself go.



and this one.

Shakey cam movies

Shakey cam movies are the worst. I get motion sickness watching these movies. I never understood how it was an art form. Lets try running around shaking the camera as much as possible, then people will feel like the movie is real. When in reality, nobody percieves the world as shaking. You neck, brain and eyes stabilize what you see.

Instead of making DVDs in standard and widescreen versions, they should make them in "stupid silly shakey cam" and "image stabilized version".