Damn BBQ Sauce

Damn Hippie Hitchhikers

Picking up hitchhikers is safe here, and there a lot of people who use it for the only method of getting around the island. Yesterday I picked up a hitchhiker. Not sure if he had one eye or two. He had a sign that had the city where I lived in, so I decided I could help him out. Since I was headed there.

Here is how the conversation went:
Him: "Hi, whats your name"
Me: "My name is Daniel, what's yours"
Him: "Metatron"
Me: "Uh, how do you pronounce that?"
Him: "Meta...tron"
Me: ....[internal thought: "yeah, that's what I thought I heard"]...

We continued having an interesting conversation.

Well, I dropped him off at the local organic food store.

There is either, a lot of hippies on this island, or I have a knack picking up hitchhiking angels.

Half Indian

This song should just start playing in the background any time someone says they are Indian

Comedian: Dat Phan

Some good clips by Dat Phan that I found hilarious. Hope you do too.
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=5FPHAttr428
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=BAti4PkAeNM

Video of the day

Found this perusing the net.

I like the mix of fast rythm and slow motion video. It almost looks like the cars are dancing (see 1:50). Plus, I like the song (Peter Bjorn and John - Young Folks). Nice job.



And some not so funny video, reminds me of that line in usual suspects, "he'll flip you...he'll flip you for real."

Plumber....Telegram

Cruising Craigslist...I came across someone selling a shark shield. What the heck is a shark shield...

Came to this page:
Review of Shark Shield
Summary: The shark deterent got eaten.

Now thats funny!

Read the comments:
Phanbouy: "Apparently the misplaced electrodes were transmitting "Hi I'm tasty treat" instead of "Danger Will Sharkinson!"

KamoKazi: "The electrodes were reprogrammed when hit by a Frickin' laser beam. That is why this thing truely failed...all shark deterrents nowadays must be laser-proof."

Phanbouy: "or sharks that show up to your house: [link]"

Which takes you to spiketv. http://www.spike.com/video/land-shark/2802070. I want a pet landshark.

New Music

I am always interested in hearing some new music (too much stuff re-played on the radio). If you have something new/different, I want to hear it , send it to me!

Here is what I picked up today:

For the radiohead fans:


And for "what the hell was that" fans:


Just in case this is my last post before the holidays. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

Robotic Girlfriend?!?

http://www.geekologie.com/2007/11/aiko_robot_doesnt_like_being_t.php

If you haven't seen this yet, it is hilarious. Watch the video, then read the comments.

I think everyone can think of someone who needs one of these, to make this Christmas an extra special holiday. . The funniest part is that he gets totally denied by his robot.

Show Biz

I was watching MGMT's video Electric Feel. In the video they feature the animatronics from the old Show Biz Pizza gang. I found that the original designer of the machines helped choreograph the scenes. I found he made an entire video with the crew. This brings back some old memories.

If you have never been to Show Biz Pizza. Skip this video. But if you want to try some new music, the song still rocks.



And probably my #1 played song is MGMT - Kids, check it out.

New funny stuff that I have been meaning to lookup

I found Eugene Mirman on Sirius one day. Wanted to lookup his stuff. Damn, he's funny.

Man, I wish I had this guys knowledge:


This is a goof on the Tom Cruise interview.


for some reason, I want to use one of these lines in an interview, just to see how it would go over.
For example:
Interviewer: “Daniel, what is your best trait”
Me: “I can snap my fingers…really well”
Or
Me: “I can imagine people naked, and I am usually right”


Here is a link to Eugene Mirman's website
http://eugenemirman.com/


Also, funny is Jim Short. Not wildly popular but very funny. I am on the hunt for a clip that he does titled the "Kilt Shop". Absolutely hilarious. Unfortunately, they don't sell his jokeslinger cd or the CD titled "Deep Beneath the surface of the earth"
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=3631862