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Cruising Craigslist...I came across someone selling a shark shield. What the heck is a shark shield...

Came to this page:
Review of Shark Shield
Summary: The shark deterent got eaten.

Now thats funny!

Read the comments:
Phanbouy: "Apparently the misplaced electrodes were transmitting "Hi I'm tasty treat" instead of "Danger Will Sharkinson!"

KamoKazi: "The electrodes were reprogrammed when hit by a Frickin' laser beam. That is why this thing truely failed...all shark deterrents nowadays must be laser-proof."

Phanbouy: "or sharks that show up to your house: [link]"

Which takes you to spiketv. http://www.spike.com/video/land-shark/2802070. I want a pet landshark.