Damn Hippie Hitchhikers

Picking up hitchhikers is safe here, and there a lot of people who use it for the only method of getting around the island. Yesterday I picked up a hitchhiker. Not sure if he had one eye or two. He had a sign that had the city where I lived in, so I decided I could help him out. Since I was headed there.

Here is how the conversation went:
Him: "Hi, whats your name"
Me: "My name is Daniel, what's yours"
Him: "Metatron"
Me: "Uh, how do you pronounce that?"
Him: "Meta...tron"
Me: ....[internal thought: "yeah, that's what I thought I heard"]...

We continued having an interesting conversation.

Well, I dropped him off at the local organic food store.

There is either, a lot of hippies on this island, or I have a knack picking up hitchhiking angels.