Shaming

Its been a while since I have seen a good shaming. But here is one.

Security Guard

A few years ago, I was curious what my dog did all day when I was at work. I setup a time lapse camera to watch her all day. Nothing much happened. Some days I wish I could "work like a dog".

If I had to hire a dog, the monster.com ad would look like this:

Looking for a good dog to
1.) Sleep (23 hours a day)
2.) Bark at strange noises, and hysterically when the doorbell rings, even if its the doorbell on TV, and even if the doorbell on TV doesn't sound like our doorbell. (15 minutes a day)
3.) Fart (15 minutes a day)
4.) Eat (5 minutes a day)
5.) Take a dump, bonus if its the neighbors yard, just kidding (20 minutes a day, not sure why its takes so long...)

Pay: kibbles and bits, plus anything that falls of the plate/counter. Any food that gets left on or near the couch, and anything you can grab out of un-suspecting guest's hands. Good belly rubs occasionally. Must take a bath once a week.

How to cheat

I stumbled on household hacker's video, how to cheat.

Here is the video.



Now, what would be funny, is if you spent a couple hours to make the soda bottle the night before the test (instead of studying), then you get to class, start taking the test. Then the teacher tells you no food or drink is allowed in class, doh, you didn't see that coming. HAHA.

Aloha Hard!

Hawaii is upset about the SNL skit with the Rock. Lots of citizens and political figures speaking out that Hawaii needs to clean up its reputation. I watched the clip, and I laughed hard. I live just down the road from that rusty pickup. I will stop by and say "Hi" later.



The news story.

Big Wheels with gas motor

This looks like an afternoon of fun. (from autoblog)



Somebody say mario kart....


I wonder if you hop if it makes you go faster.

Hot on Hawaiian Radio

Not sure what people are listening back to stateside, but this stuff is whats on here. 24-7.

A lot of reggae out here, even though this isn't the Caribbean.

I think its because of all the Mary J out here. I can smell coming from each of my neighbors houses.

later,
Daniel

Accessories for walking your dog

in East San Jose.

Retractable leash - check
Doggie bags - check
Magpul FMG - check... MWUHAHA





another view: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnOw_0PmqdM

Russians...

Try parallel parking:
http://www.break.com/index/worst-parallel-parking-ever1.html

Whats on my chrismas list?!? (#3)

A PS90. I hope I have been really good this year, because this is expensive.

Instructor Video

I am on a boat

Peter posted up a link to todaysbigthing.com, and I started perusing.

SNL Skit: http://music.todaysbigthing.com/2009/02/13

Asian Gangsta: http://music.todaysbigthing.com/2009/02/11 (what is tucked in this dude's pants)

Dance http://music.todaysbigthing.com/2009/01/27 (give it a minute)

Whats on my chrismas list?!? (#6)

Well, this is definitely going to be on there. It will probably fall in at item 6 or 7.



Don't forget the cap.

And not quite as funny is <link>

Detailing

This dude takes car detailing to a whole new level. Step it up Ben.

http://www.detailingworld.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=81391