Make light of a bad situation

These amputees turned a bad thing into a good one. Take a few minutes to check it out.

http://www.oddee.com/item_96857.aspx

Creepy

Wow. I found a link of "Ladies who look better with mustaches". Its creepy, funny, but feels right. No, its not right that "women should have mustaches". Its right that these weirdo/freaky/nutty/odd women would be (or could be) socially accepted if the did sport one. That and the fact that the creepy mustaches kind of fit.

http://tvmunchies.com/2009/10/08/15-women-who-should-be-sporting-mustaches/

This sort of parallels my web idea that I had a few years ago. Rate my stache. I'll save the explanation of my idea for another posting.

How to escape

Forget how to escape. I just want to be able to leave a cloud of orange gas. That would be similar to a natural defense mechanism.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/how-to-escape-a-fart

Dads

I heard about this on the radio. Its a twitter site where a guy posts all the random thoughts his dad says. http://twitter.com/Shitmydadsays. Here are some of my favorite lines:

"Does anyone your age know how to comb their f*ing hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started f*ing."

"You're being f*ing dramatic. You own a TV and an air mattress. That's not exactly what I'd call "a lot to lose."

"Jesus Christ, Just give the dog his f*ing food. Why's he gotta do a trick first? YOU don't have to do sh* before YOU eat."

"The universe does not give a f* about you. You are a speck in its sh*."

"You know, sometimes it's nice having you around. But now ain't one of those times. Now gimmie the remote we're not watching this bullsh*."

"How the f* should I know if it's still good? Eat it. You get sick, it wasn't good. You people, you think I got microscopic f*ing eyes."

"Who is this woman?....Kate Beckinsale? Well, you can tell Kate Beckinsale she sucks."

"The dog is not bored, it's a f*ing dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a f*ing rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."


I will need to check back later to see the updates.

Reason #1 to wear safety glasses

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1108372/fake_eye_insert/

Cryonics

Sci Fi movies make suspended animation look incredibly awesome. Immagine travelligng to far away planets that take thousands of years, to be awakened when you arrive. For a certain amount of power and money, you can time travel forward as long and as far as you want. Unfortunately, science hasn't reached the level where they can re-animate someone. We can freeze a person, but its the thawing process that is damaging (to say the least). On a tangent, immagine how depressed you would be when you were awaken to find everyone and everything you loved is gone.

This mini-series covers the Alcor company. Alcor is now under fire for how it handled Ted Williams head.

Part A: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX28Cg-z9kw
Part B: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFSF2yXVYgg
Part C: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jesBO9eKtvg
Part D: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1UnDDrpyho
Part E: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4NqWD-bfEE

D. Carter

Bored, stumbled upon some comedy clips from Darren Carter. I find it entertaining:

Darren Carter about Snoop Dogg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOFfAORXK70

Darren Carter in a hummer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwQru-Eg0ZM

Brown chicken brown cow... ha ha. If I was drinking milk it would shoot out my nose.

Lasik

My mom had this done, and she told me the story. The story she told wasn't nearly as gross as watching the video of this person getting it done. A bit squeamish.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4kDC4sZ5Jg

No chasing

Mayor signs order to not chase criminals. Bwahhaha, so if you run, you can get away? That is hilarious.
http://funnyvideos.todaysbigthing.com/2009/09/25

Instead of ordering cops not to chase people, how about ordering them to get into shape. So that they can chase people without getting injured?