Dads

I heard about this on the radio. Its a twitter site where a guy posts all the random thoughts his dad says. http://twitter.com/Shitmydadsays. Here are some of my favorite lines:

"Does anyone your age know how to comb their f*ing hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started f*ing."

"You're being f*ing dramatic. You own a TV and an air mattress. That's not exactly what I'd call "a lot to lose."

"Jesus Christ, Just give the dog his f*ing food. Why's he gotta do a trick first? YOU don't have to do sh* before YOU eat."

"The universe does not give a f* about you. You are a speck in its sh*."

"You know, sometimes it's nice having you around. But now ain't one of those times. Now gimmie the remote we're not watching this bullsh*."

"How the f* should I know if it's still good? Eat it. You get sick, it wasn't good. You people, you think I got microscopic f*ing eyes."

"Who is this woman?....Kate Beckinsale? Well, you can tell Kate Beckinsale she sucks."

"The dog is not bored, it's a f*ing dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a f*ing rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."


I will need to check back later to see the updates.