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Jonathan sent me a link for www.cleverbot.com

Looks like an attempt on cloud computing for linking questions and answers using user feedback and a dictionary. I thought it would funny to put in a joke.

Me: "What do you do if a pit bull starts humping your leg?"
The right answer: "You better fake an orgasm"
The computer's answer: "Hit the sentry with a wrench twice."

It would amazing if the bot had every answer to every joke. I would fall out of my chair. I lay a golden egg if it could the mechanics of the joke.


Click on report to see some funny stuff.
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User: Do you know everything?
Cleverbot: Almost...
User: What is 1 plus 1?
Cleverbot: 2
User: What is 1 plus 1?
Cleverbot: One
User: Ok, what is 1+1?
Cleverbot: 11.
User: No! Its 2, you dumb****!
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Cleverbot: What is a numbskull?
User: You are!
Cleverbot: No, I'm not
User: Yes you are!
Cleverbot: I know you are. [Edit: A really clever answer "I know you are, but what am I?" bwahaha. PeeWee style]
User: I give up, yore really not that clever at all! Are you?
Cleverbot: I know I'm not that clever, but why do you have to be so mean about it?
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User: Anyway, back to K___
Cleverbot: No habla english.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: I don't lie!!!!
User: You just did.
Cleverbot: No, I did not.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
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