Grafitti

One thing that grinds my goat is graffiti. I found this on my shipping container. What irks me even more is the poor English and lack of enthusiasm. "Jerry like dick"?. Shouldn't it be "Jerry Likes Dick"? But then I started thinking about it more and shouldn't "Jerry Loves Dick". But then under the cold stone standards, shouldn't it be "Jerry Gotta Have Ur Dick"? Now Jerry's true emotions are represented. F-graffers.

I then wondered if Jerry was the boss down at the shipping yard and a disgruntled employee scribbled this on the side of the container. That would be pretty stupid because Jerry is not likely to see it. But...what if it was written on every container, all 1000 of them that were at or passed through the port. Too funny.