Stupid commercials

Bizfilings.com has a commercial "It has been your childhood dream to own your own business"...

OK, which little children are dreaming about owning their own business? Most kids are busy with playing sports, better toys, video games, owning a sports car, getting a super model... but who is sitting around daydreaming about owning a business.

Kid A - "Oh boy, when I grow up I am going to run that lumber yard.... you'll see. She will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine."

Any person dreaming about owning their own business is usually someone who works for the man. So by that logic, the only child laborers would be dreaming about owning their own corporation or LLC. They should be airing this commercial in a third world country. Drives me nuts every time. Can you imagine if they apply this stupid logic to every commercial

Commerical - "Its been your childhood dream to buy your girlfriend a 3 carrot diamond."
Me - "WTF?"

Maybe I just dream differently than everyone else.