Embarassing

Had to swing by the grocery store tonight to pick up diapers, bagels and milk. As I waited in line the guy behind me was whistling Dixie. I became interested in what he was so excited about purchasing. On the conveyor belt, his lone item, tampons. I wanted to say "Hey, your stuff is more embarrassing than my stuff", but a polite Nelson point an laugh would have been more appropriate "Ha-ha".

I think that is the only thing a respectable man should NOT be forced to pick up at the grocery. I wondered if women get a power trip forcing men to go to the store to pick this up for them. Then I started to wonder, what items could be used to cover up the fact that you are buying tampons. For example, if you bought a bag of charcoal, a rack of ribs, 2 bottles of BBQ sauce, and box of tampons, would that balance out the lameness.... probably not, you would still suck.